Here is a great parody of the maniacal assumptions that are made about a Palestinian state. The One State Solution, by Andrew Clavan:
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Zingers and Musings of a Crazy Week
-Obama's domestic stimulus failed so badly in creating job, so he is taking his circus show on the road. He is proposing job stimulus for Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, and the Al-Qaeda backed rebels in Libya. Talk about Keynesian economics!
- Obama doesn't care if we crack the debt ceiling. He just wants to ensure that Egypt doesn't breach their debt ceiling. Consequently, he has agreed to forgive $1 billion in debt. If only China would be so charitable!
- There are no more homes left to foreclose upon, so Obama is going to kick Israel out of their land and foreclose on their homes. Who will buy up the mortgages? Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, of course!
-For all of those who were apprehensive about the Patriot Act, fear not. Obama has instructed his Housing Czar to divert all satellite surveillance technology to Israel so he can monitor housing construction. He will also instruct his Labor and Health Czars to certify that the construction workers receive health insurance and are paid minimum wage.
- Obama has done such a good job securing our borders from the 12 million illegal aliens that he is teaching Israel the ropes about border security. And, no alligators allowed. Some have suggested that Netanyahu should tell Obama to recede to the 1848 borders and cede the Southwest to Mexico. Given Obama's track record, I'm worried that he will take him up on the challenge. After all, he will have a chance to rid himself of his biggest enemy states; Arizona and Texas! I'm wondering if Obama is aware of Israel's 967 B.C. borders? That would really teach Bashar Assad a lesson. Then again, Obama thinks he is too big to fail.
- Obama threatened Syrian President Bashar Assad that if he doesn't shape up, he will really regret it. Obama will really stick it to him by....forcing Israel to hand him the Golan Heights!
- Obama doesn't care if we crack the debt ceiling. He just wants to ensure that Egypt doesn't breach their debt ceiling. Consequently, he has agreed to forgive $1 billion in debt. If only China would be so charitable!
- There are no more homes left to foreclose upon, so Obama is going to kick Israel out of their land and foreclose on their homes. Who will buy up the mortgages? Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, of course!
-For all of those who were apprehensive about the Patriot Act, fear not. Obama has instructed his Housing Czar to divert all satellite surveillance technology to Israel so he can monitor housing construction. He will also instruct his Labor and Health Czars to certify that the construction workers receive health insurance and are paid minimum wage.
- Obama has done such a good job securing our borders from the 12 million illegal aliens that he is teaching Israel the ropes about border security. And, no alligators allowed. Some have suggested that Netanyahu should tell Obama to recede to the 1848 borders and cede the Southwest to Mexico. Given Obama's track record, I'm worried that he will take him up on the challenge. After all, he will have a chance to rid himself of his biggest enemy states; Arizona and Texas! I'm wondering if Obama is aware of Israel's 967 B.C. borders? That would really teach Bashar Assad a lesson. Then again, Obama thinks he is too big to fail.
- Obama threatened Syrian President Bashar Assad that if he doesn't shape up, he will really regret it. Obama will really stick it to him by....forcing Israel to hand him the Golan Heights!
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